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“Once upon a time, an angel and a devil fell in love.

It did not end well.”

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- Laini Taylor, Daughter of Smoke & Bone (via afangirlsbookshelf)

Anonymous asked: So like, I was fingering this girl and she didn't look like she was having too much fun so I asked her whats wrong? and she said my nails were too long and it felt like someone was fingering her with a pair of scissors. When I pulled my fingers out there was blood all over them and I freaked out and didn't want her to see that I made her bleed so I licked my fingers clean and then I started licking her vag clean and she though I was giving her head. I dont feel very good now what should I do?

prettyboyshyflizzy:

heymrsamerica:

cyberho:

😕

omg

prettyboyshyflizzy:

titytwochainz:

bruh im googlin some random shit right. i typed 4 letters and my quick results turned into a whole nother language some arabic shit. i clicked it and i seen the heaviest flex i ever seent

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look as this shit

this nigga squattin on a mercedes sls wit a lion behind a lamborghini gallardo 

yes flex zone

prettyboyshyflizzy:

86thatshit:

This true speech

"the teacher must be working with the shooter"

"kieth who?"

prettyboyshyflizzy:

tayelchapo:

lmao

this tactic bout to ascend my aint shitness

prettyboyshyflizzy:

not-the-average-tall-lady:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

damn i almost just lost my life listening to this i was in the living room listening with headphones, i started stretching soon as the vacuum slurping noises came on i dropped my hands real quick knocked my earbuds out the laptop and the sound started coming through the speakers hella loud so my moms in the kitchen cooking, shes like whats that im like nothing she starts coming over i close the laptop and the noise is still coming out the speakers shes like lemme see i straight up opened the front door and ran outside ran down the block  i aint going back inside till it get dark out

lol @ the tags this girl just left

It sounds like an exorcism 👀👀

well she can come suck the demon out me anytime

Anonymous asked: If all crime was legal for 24 hours id kill all blacks

prettyboyshyflizzy:

therpgcritics:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ctron164:

jcoleknowsbest:

thankgodforthepyrex:

blasianxbri:

imsoshive:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

aber-flyingtiger:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

all of us ?

HOW BITCH HOW

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In all seriousness, is that a real anti-tank weapon? Because surely those aren’t legal even in the US?

white people be like “is that legal ?”

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we savages out bruh here i seen a dude with a whole tank in his backyard a whole got damn tank and i seen another dude with a military grade helicopter missiles and all , you never been to the hood?  this the norm

is it legal?

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bitch, it might be. 

i mean, shootin’ up schools ain’t legal either but white ppl in america do that all the time

where my tea at though?

SAVAGE 

no chill but tru

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Lol one of my favorite posts that I made

You niggas aint no shit them niggas is savages out there…if I hear another motherfucka talkin sweet about black folks I’m fucking beat in they ass dndnndj I ain’t fucking playing no mo -A.

Y’all know we run with o’beezy n dem 😭😭😂😂😂

prettyboyshyflizzy:

whitegirlsaintshit:

sincerelysugarplum:

chickem:

"Racism in America is dead"
can someone destroy these people over twitter pls

CAN PEOPLE REBLOG THIS, PLEASE?



no souls. at all.

Bout to go on twitter and roast everyone with a racist comment in a little while stay tuned what terms should I type in to find them&#160;?
council-of-the-daves:

inexplicably-victor:

gallifrey-feels:

thatguywhocooks:

blackout3890:

This is fun if you read the entire thing

Hmmmm. I have trouble as it is

oh god I panicked

Did this mother fucker just taught me German?

at the last part, the voice became german and im like nig wat

malachaibarker:

vinebox:

When she quotes your answer to her question word from word she knows

*hollering*

(via can-you-not-my-gayward-son)

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.


Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

rapniall:

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(Source: faketima, via can-you-not-my-gayward-son)

imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan on the sex scene [in Kill Your Darlings] that made headlines +

(via can-you-not-my-gayward-son)

chickenyaoi:

America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you

(via can-you-not-my-gayward-son)

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

(via can-you-not-my-gayward-son)